Two and a Half Men - Recap & Review - She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

Two and a Half Men
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime

Original Air Date: March 2, 2009

Bella - TwoCents Reviewer
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Charlie, the original man-whore, is still attempting to change his ways and make a real relationship with Chelsea. I have to assume that this is because she’s the only woman left in California who he hasn’t schtupped.

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"Two and a Half Men" Season Finale Recap & Review - "Waiting for the Right Snapper"

Two and a Half Men
"Waiting for the Right Snapper"

Original Air Date: May 19, 2008

Victoria - TwoCents Reviewer
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Jake is planning to scrape through seventh grade and Charlie and Alan fight over their new mommy. Meanwhile Berta threatens Alan and Evelyn is a card-carrying cougar. Welcome to the season finale of Two and a Half Men.

Charlie is in therapy. The therapist clearly sees what we saw last episode – Charlie’s new “girl” is the epitome of a mommy complex. He still doesn’t get it. The therapist recommends more sessions before kicking him out to see her next patient. That patient is Alan who is concerned because he’s in love with his brother’s girlfriend. They should rename the show Two and a Half Mommy Complexes.

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"Two and a Half Men" Recap & Review - "If My Hole Could Talk"

Two and a Half Men
"If My Hole Could Talk"

Original Air Date: May 12, 2008

Victoria - TwoCents Reviewer
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Jake is faking earthquakes to get out of homework. Charlie’s mommy complex is out of control. Alan just needs a hug. It’s a really well rounded episode this week with all the characters and quirks you know and love – at their best.

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"Two and a Half Men" Recap & Review - "Fish in a Drawer"

Two and a Half Men
"Fish in a Drawer"

Original Air Date: May 5, 2008

Victoria - TwoCents Reviewer

We start this with a recap of last week where I notice for the first time that Charlie asked Courtney to marry him during his mother’s wedding. Something tells me that she didn’t understand what he was trying to say because she said yes. I was too distracted by the weird wedding vows and the frozen butterflies to notice any of it. Wonder if guest star George Eads from CSI will investigate the butterfly deaths or something more sinister?

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"Two and a Half Men" Recap & Review - "Look at me, Mommy. I'm pretty"

Two and a Half Men
"Look at me, Mommy. I’m pretty"

Original Air Date: April 28, 2008

Victoria – TwoCents Reviewer

Evelyn gets married. Charlie becomes a stalker. Alan becomes a gay man. Jake does much of nothing and Berta throws frozen butterflies. Just another day in Malibu for the Harper boys.

Alan is doing his best impersonation of a gay wedding planner as he spends the entire episode worrying about flowers and frozen butterflies – oh and keeping Charlie and Courtney (their about-to-be step sis played by Jenny McCarthy) out of each other’s pants. Courtney surprises everyone when she announces she has no problem avoiding sex with Charlie – she’s actually fond of how close she and Evelyn have become and wants to keep it that way.

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"Two and a Half Men" Recap & Review - "Rough Night in Hump Junction"

Two and a Half Men
"Rough Night in Hump Junction"

Original Air Date: April 21, 2008

Victoria - TwoCents Reviewer

Charlie seems to be trying to win Malibu’s Most Slutty title. He’s sleeping with up to up to 8 women a day, leaving chicks in his bed at 9am to go on another hook-up. Alan’s worried. Charlie’s not only being slutty he’s being stupid –husband and boyfriends are showing up and taking swings. And to add injury to... well, injury, Charlie is getting sex injuries. Between the angry men and the sexcapades Charlie ends up with 2 black eyes, a broken nose and several facial lacerations. Oh and an arrest for solicitation.

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