Wednesday, April 23, 2008

"Two and a Half Men" Recap & Review - "Rough Night in Hump Junction"

Two and a Half Men
"Rough Night in Hump Junction"

Original Air Date: April 21, 2008

Victoria - TwoCents Reviewer

Charlie seems to be trying to win Malibu’s Most Slutty title. He’s sleeping with up to up to 8 women a day, leaving chicks in his bed at 9am to go on another hook-up. Alan’s worried. Charlie’s not only being slutty he’s being stupid –husband and boyfriends are showing up and taking swings. And to add injury to... well, injury, Charlie is getting sex injuries. Between the angry men and the sexcapades Charlie ends up with 2 black eyes, a broken nose and several facial lacerations. Oh and an arrest for solicitation.

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[Photo: Greg Gayne/Warner Bros.]

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  1. Two and a Half Men
    "Rough Night in Hump Junction"

    Original Air Date: April 21, 2008

    Victoria - TwoCents Reviewer

    Charlie seems to be trying to win Malibu’s Most Slutty title. He’s sleeping with up to up to 8 women a day, leaving chicks in his bed at 9am to go on another hook-up. Alan’s worried. Charlie’s not only being slutty he’s being stupid –husband and boyfriends are showing up and taking swings. And to add injury to... well, injury, Charlie is getting sex injuries. Between the angry men and the sexcapades Charlie ends up with 2 black eyes, a broken nose and several facial lacerations. Oh and an arrest for solicitation.

    Charlie decides to take himself, and his scrotum cozy, to his therapist. In a casual update of his life, we hear his ex-fiancĂ©, Mia, is getting married. Ding! Ding! Ding! Obviously that’s the source of Slutty Chuck. He even carries the wedding announcement in his pocket. Still since Charlie is as enlightened as a brillo pad he needs the therapist to spell it out for him. She says he’s still in love with Mia and is using the sexual encounters to cover up for it.

    Charlie goes home and tries to cry (picture a goat stuck in a bear trap while giving birth to a Honda Civic, that’s what “trying to cry” sounds like). Instead of feeling his feelings he decides he’d rather go get Mia back. He shows up at the hotel the day of Mia’s wedding and asks her to marry him. Her dad walks in and punches Charlie in the face.

    At home resting his battered body Charlie has a revelation. He needs to stop filling voids in his life with random hook ups. His plan – which he hatched after taking 9 pain pills - “I thought I’d find some chick with a big heart and a tiny ass and marry her.”


    The Recap in Quotes
    It’s like a cat in a fan belt.” – Charlie about the noises of his current lover.
    “How young is she? How about a game of peek-a-boo?” – Alan on ways he might keep Charlie’s “date” distracted.

    “He’s always been promiscuous but now I’m thinking of hiding my bowling ball.” – Alan about Charlie.

    “For a while there he had to stand on his head to take a leak,” Berta about Charlie when Viagra first came out.

    “You have 2 black eyes and you’re perched on a scrotum cozy” – Alan to Charlie.

    “Sure, we knew he wasn’t going anywhere.” – Therapist upon hearing Alan still lives with Charlie.

    “I don’t know why I said possum?!” – the animal Charlie says is sitting on his chest when he thinks of Mia.

    “Just cuz I get paid by the hour doesn’t mean this should take forever.” On trying to enlighten Charlie to his issues.

    “You can’t see it because you’re penis is in the way.” – Therapist to Charlie about why he’s acting so slutty.

    “Don’t worry your big day will come.” Charlie to Mia’s bridesmaids.

    The episode’s title line “Rough Night in Hump Junction?” was delivered by Berta when Charlie can down the breakfast with a sex injury that gave him a black eye, a broken nose and dislodged testicle.

    So, what did you guys think about this episode? Head over to the comments to share YOUR TwoCents!

    [Photo: Greg Gayne/Warner Bros.]

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