Survivor: Gabon
She Obviously Is Post-Op!
Original Air Date: Oct. 2, 2008
Rachel – Two Cents Senior Staff Writer
Anyone else sick of all things political? Don’t fret: Survivor was important enough to warrant not a pre-emption but a time-change during this debate debacle. Unfortunately, we didn’t get away from politics that easily. They followed us to Gabon.
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Anyone else sick of all things political? Don’t fret: Survivor was important enough to warrant not a pre-emption but a time-change during this debate debacle. Unfortunately, we didn’t get away from politics that easily. They followed us to Gabon.
ReplyDeleteThe Top 16 Things I Learned About the Castaways of Survivor: Gabon
1. Ace [Kota] is running the show over at Kota, orchestrating a “strategic withdrawal” in the Reward Challenge and telling everyone how to vote at Tribal Council. He needs to chill or there’s gonna be blood.
2. Bob [Kota], the Science Guy who wears his buff like a bow-tie, lost Immunity for his tribe when he choked on a puzzle during the challenge. Bob!
3. Charlie [Kota] is sitting pretty with his alliance. No worries.
4. Corrine [Kota] was the would-be mastermind of a blindside vote to get rid of Ace… but it didn’t take.
5. Crystal [Fang] was responsible for her tribe winning bedding in the Reward Challenge because she is so FREAKING STRONG!
6. Dan [Fang] must be flying under the radar because I can’t remember a thing he did this episode.
7. GC [Fang] plain gave up at the Reward Challenge. What a trooper.
8. Jacquie [Kota] was the only one other than doomed Paloma to vote for Ace at Tribal Council. That could come back to haunt her later.
9. Kelly [Kota] was flying under the radar until she called Ace condescending at Tribal Council. Oops.
10. Ken [Fang] won Immunity for his tribe by solving an elementary math problem that I would not have been able to solve in a week.
11. Marcus [Kota] had Individual Immunity from the first day of the show for his tribe’s first Tribal Council.
12. Matty [Fang] is also flying low.
13. Paloma [Kota] hates Ace. That’s OK because he hates her. This self-proclaimed “shortest person alive” was the third person voted out of Survivor: Gabon.
14. Randy [Fang] has declared that GC is the “cancer” of the tribe.
15. Sugar [Kota] found the Hidden Immunity Idol on Exile Island. Too bad she has an alliance with Ace.
16. Susie [Fang] struggled during the Immunity Challenge and could have a target on her back because of it.
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