"Lois Kills Stewie"
Original Airdate 11-11-07
Jeff L - TwoCents Staff Writer
Tom Tucker and Ollie the weatherman catch us up from last week. Stewie killed Lois. Peter got blamed. Peter went to court. Lois came back. She wasn’t really dead.
Lois tells the courtroom that Stewie tried to kill her. She was rescued by an amorous Mer-man who had the head of a fish and the legs of a man. She would have been willing to have sex with him if he was the other way around, but then he would have fish genitalia so it would be impossible. She had amnesia and didn’t remember anything about the assassination attempt. She hooked up with some skin heads and when she told them they were being anti-semitic they hit her over the head and she regained all her memories. The courtroom is awed by her story and Stewie has escaped.