Dirty Sexy Money
"The Italian Banker"
Original Air Date: October 10, 2007
Shawn P - TwoCents Staff Writer
DSM - Episode 3 – The Italian Banker
Previously on DSM, Pseudo-Dutch crashed a plane, the kids aren’t all right, and Blair Underwood showed up in a dossier. And I, your humble reviewer, announced my intention to solve the central mystery of who killed Pseudo-Dutch.
Since I’m not on the show, and my Poirot-like promise was something I uttered under my breath to an audience of one (my tabby cat, Mr. F. Scott Grapejelly), the whole thing’s been a little under the radar. Well, let it be entered into public record, here and now. I’ll have this thing solved by the end of the column so that DSM can move away from the mystery angle and make Reverend Brian and his Evil Priest the center of the show.