30 Rock“The Ones”
Original Air Date: April 23, 2009
Laura Kelley, Associate Staff Writer
laurakelley@thetwocentscorp.com
Tonight’s episode kicked off with Jack shopping for Elisa’s engagement ring with Liz in tow. Upon hearing her speak, the salesman expresses his sympathy to Jack. Back at TGS, Tracy’s current dilemma is what to get his wife for an anniversary present, and the choices are: a denim jacket with “Hot Bitch” on the back in rhinestones, or an off-brand Snuggie. I’d pick the jacket, since I don’t want a special-needs blanket. Just saying.
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onight’s episode kicked off with Jack shopping for Elisa’s engagement ring with Liz in tow. Upon hearing her speak, the salesman expresses his sympathy to Jack. Back at TGS, Tracy’s current dilemma is what to get his wife for an anniversary present, and the choices are: a denim jacket with “Hot Bitch” on the back in rhinestones, or an off-brand Snuggie. I’d pick the jacket, since I don’t want a special-needs blanket. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteThe guys at TGS start a merry band of pranksters, and their first prank is putting a mouse in a donut box to scare Lutz. It works, and then a TV falls on him. When the EMTs arrive, Jenna meets the man of her dreams, but Lutz eats his phone number, so Jenna has to hatch a plan to get him to come back. She is inspired by Pete telling her an anecdote that says she’s a sociopath, and she feeds Kenneth strawberries because they make his “throat swell up like a girl in math class.” Two female EMTs come instead, so she has to poison Kenneth repeatedly.
Elisa comes into Liz’s office and tells her that she can’t marry Jack because of a horrible secret, but Liz can’t bring herself to tell Jack. Luckily, the Hispanic cleaning lady sees a picture of Elisa on Jack’s desk and informs them that she’s the black widow. Then, Elisa comes into Jack’s office wearing a Battlestar Galactica shirt (one which I am so totally buying) and tells him she killed her husband for cheating on her. He has trouble deciding what to do, so he goes to Tracy for advice. Tracy tells him that he’s never cheated on his wife, and gets a gay lion tattoo to prove his love. Jack is ready to commit to Elisa, but then she threatens him after Liz eats her night cheese. It’s a tough day all around. What did you all think? Leave your two cents in the comments. I’m going to eat some night cheese.
I've decided that I absolutely HAVE to have that BSG shirt!
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