Entourage“First Class Jerk”
Original Air Date: Oct 26, 2008
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Top 10 Things I Learned from Entourage This Week
1. Vince subconsciously favors Turtle, as perhaps do the writers of this episode.
2. If you only have one first class seat among the four of you and can’t decide who should get it, ask an impartial judge, like the cabbie who’s taking you to the airport.
3. Variety is only one step above US Weekly.
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Top 10 Things I Learned from Entourage This Week
ReplyDelete1. Vince subconsciously favors Turtle, as perhaps do the writers of this episode.
2. If you only have one first class seat among the four of you and can’t decide who should get it, ask an impartial judge, like the cabbie who’s taking you to the airport.
3. Variety is only one step above US Weekly.
4. According to Drama, Turtle has a better shot at screwing a Martian than he does at getting Jamie-Lynn Sigler’s number, even if she is this week’s guest star.
5. Lloyd is never going to be a corporate bitch, and he demonstrates his loyalty to his boss by reminding Ari that he doesn’t like to be told what to do. But will that be enough for Ari to turn down a $10 million offer?
6. Episode buzzword: cougarlicious
7. One surefire way to perk up Lloyd when he’s down about the possibility of losing Ari is to relate Turtle’s claim that he got a "first class jerk" from Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Apparently, this story will make almost anyone laugh.
8. Be careful what you say when you’re on speaker phone. This is especially true anytime you’re speaking to Ari. And if you’re going to offer him a "warm hand", make sure you’re not on speaker phone!
9. Discretion is the better part of valor. In other words, keep your mouth shut about "first class jerks". Like Turtle, you may never know who really likes you.
10. Ari keeping his job and getting Vince the part he wants and setting up Dana for the studio head position—all of this cannot compare with getting a nice jerk from Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
So, what was the most interesting thing that happened to you on your last flight? Will the jilted Amanda Daniels bite back at Ari for spiting her and getting Dana the studio position? Will “Cougarlicious” be the title of the potential spinoff series? Will Turtle ever get any respect, or is he doomed to a life of anonymous stimulation? Make a first class impression with your comments!