"Cavemen" Recap & Review - "Rock Vote"

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"Cavemen" Recap & Review - "The Shaver"

Cavemen
"The Shaver"

Original Air Date: November 6, 2007

Jeff L - TwoCents Staff Writer

Cavemen Nick and Andy no like new neighbor. He caveman who shave. Nick and Andy no like shavers. Caveman Joel no get promotion at work and he angry. Caveman Andy almost hook up with girl who think he hot only when he have caveman road rage. Joel makes friend with shaver only to turn on him in the end.

Show get 1 star out of 5 stars for outing John Tesh as being a shaver cavemen.

"Cavemen" Countdown to Extinction - "Mascot"

Cavemen
"Mascot"

Original Airdate: October 23, 2007

Jeff L - TwoCents Staff Writer

Nick take job as substitute teacher at school with bad caveman mascot. Andy also get job. He do account for Kate mom, landlady Leslie. Nick like teaching but hate school that make fun of cavemen. Andy like doing job but hate cooking book for landlady who embezzle money for her boyfriend behind husband back. Joel learn Kate mom cheat on dad and Joel too wimpy try to tell Kate but too wimpy a caveman. Landlady Leslie think all cavemen look alike and much confusion come when she think Nick is cavemen Joel who she try to bribe to keep secret from Kate. Nick also smash bad caveman mascot with club and video get million hits on Caveman You Tube.

"Cavemen" Recap & Review - "The Cavewoman"

Cavemen
"The Cavewoman"

Original Air Date: October 16, 2007

Jeff L - TwoCents Staff Writer

Another show in series that not funny. Cavemen meet cavewoman in frozen yogurt store. She like caveman Joel but he already date Kate. Nick move in to take crazy cavewoman. Cavewoman mad at Joel for dating “Smoothie” Kate. Kate mad at Joel for not defend her at yogurt store. Nick date cavewoman until he can take no more and he run away. Zero stars out of 5 stars.

"Cavemen" Recap & Review - "Nick Get Job"

Cavemen
"Nick Get Job"

Original Air Date: October 9, 2007

Jeff L - TwoCents Staff Writer

Show bad. Show get no stars out of five stars.

No laugh this week.

Plot involve Nick get job with Joel. Nick bad at job. Nick get fired. Nick sue company.

Andy scare neighbor lady because he caveman. Andy try to convince neighbor lady he nice caveman. Andy convince her with call from mother, but Nick and Joel scare neighbor lady away by being scary cavemen when she come to apartment.

0 stars out of 5 stars.

TwoCents Fall Preview - Tuesdays (ABC)

Let's see what we will be watching on Tuesdays on...

ABC

Show: Cavemen
Premiere Date: October 2nd
Time: 8:00PM EST
TwoCents Staff New Series Rank: 23 of 26
TwoCents Writers Vote First to be Cancelled
TwoCents Staff Writer: Jeff L.
Starring: Bill English, Nick Kroll, Sam Huntington, Stephanie Lemelin, Kaitlin Doubleday, Julie White
Description: Meet three cavemen who have successfully made the move to San Diego and are just trying to fit in. Joel (Bill English) is a sophisticated and intelligent man who has a beautiful girlfriend, a decent job and shares an apartment with his younger brother, Andy (Sam Huntington, "Superman Returns"), and his best friend, Nick (Nick Kroll, VH1's "Best Week Ever"). Nick is wary of the Homo sapien world and feels like he's running away from his heritage. Andy, on the other hand, looks at this new world with his eyes wide open and is willing to take risks in order to learn and to live life to the fullest.

Show: Carpoolers
Premiere Date: October 1st
Time: 8:30PM EST
TwoCents Staff New Series Rank: 25 of 26
TwoCents Staff Writer: Jeff L.
Starring: Fred Goss, Faith Ford, Jerry O'Connell, Jerry Minor, Allison Munn, Tim Peper, T.J. Miller
Description: Four guys who carpool to work every day come to savor their commute as the only safe time to commiserate about jobs, families – and secrets. Even though “what happens in the carpool stays in the carpool,” they’ll go beyond the boundaries of this fast-moving commuter confessional to get involved in each other’s lives and develop friendships.

Show: Boston Legal
Premiere Date: September 25th
Time: 10:00PM EST
TwoCents Staff Rank: N/A
TwoCents Staff Writer: Rich M
Starring: James Spader, John Larroquette, Christian Clemenson, Gary Anthony Williams, Tara Summers, Saffron Burrows, Candice Bergen, William Shatner.
Premiere Description: In the premiere episode, "Beauty and the Beast," when a major university accepts a donation for environmental research from an oil company, Shirley Schmidt reneges on her own donation and is sued. Alan Shore defends her and is rattled when he meets his opposition, Lorraine Weller -- an old flame. Denny Crane is arrested for soliciting a prostitute and Carl Sack, a senior partner recently transferred to CP&S Boston to run litigation, butts heads with Clarence when he discovers an internet video of Clarice singing in a local competition. Meanwhile, Jerry Espenson assists Katie Lloyd on her first case, a grisly homicide.

Show: Cashmere Mafia
Premiere Date: November 27th
Time: 10:00PM EST
TwoCents Staff Rank: N/A
TwoCents Staff Writer: Gargy
Starring: Lucy Liu, Frances O'Connor, Miranda Otto, Bonnie Somerville, Julian Ovenden, Peter Hermann
Description: Four ambitious, sexy women who have been best friends since business school, Mia, Zoe, Juliet and Caitlin, try to have it all. They aren’t just powerful and intelligent as singular executive sensations in a man’s world; they’ve bonded into a formidable unit – a female “boys’ club” -- to support and counsel each other through good times and bad. How better to climb up the corporate ladder than with your buddies at your side?
Gargy's Two Cents - Brand new show to ABC, we hope to see Caitlin be a true to life lesbian and have a healthy and life-long (well, for the entirety of the show) relationship with Alicia. Zoe keeps a certain witches hands off her kids. Juliet will teach her two-timing husband who really wears the pants in the family. And Mia will have it all.

Podcasts Are So Easy, Cavemen Can Do It

The ABC Television Network will be launching “Cavetalk” -- the first official “Cavemen” video podcast series -- on TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18. All podcasts will be available on both ABC.com and Apple’s iTunes.

Since the dawn of time, cavemen – and cavewomen – have been overlooked and their knowledge underestimated. To set the record straight, cavemen spokespersons Joel, Nick and Andy have agreed to answer questions that have been perplexing the “sapes” for millenniums. And to prove that cavepeople are more than just the group you run into at the local organic grocery store, they’ve decided to tackle these questions in the form of a video podcast on the internet, entitled “Cavetalk” – yes, they are proficient on both Mac and pc!

The “Cavetalk” video podcasts will be available for download on the official “Cavemen” website at abc.com and on Apple’s iTunes. Users will be able to download the podcasts on both sites at no cost. Podcasts will remain available on each site for an unspecified time.

A podcast is the distribution of audio and/or video files for download. You can then see and/or/hear the podcast whenever you want from your computer or a portable media player.

“Cavemen,” which premieres on TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET), on the ABC Television Network, stars Bill English as Joel, Nick Kroll as Nick, Sam Huntington as Andy, Kaitlin Doubleday as Kate, Stephanie Lemelin as Thorne and Julie White as Leslie.

The series is based in part upon characters from the GEICO commercials by The Martin Agency. “Cavemen” was developed by Josh Gordon & Will Speck (directors of “Blades of Glory”) and Joe Lawson. Bill Martin & Mike Schiff (“Grounded for Life,” “3rd Rock from the Sun”), Gordon & Speck, Daniel Rappaport (“Office Space”) & Guymon Casady serve as executive producers. “Cavemen” is from ABC Studios.

ABC Starts Work on "Cavemen"

Production has begun in Los Angeles on “Cavemen,” a new comedy that focuses on three cavemen who have successfully made the move to San Diego and are just trying to fit in. The series premieres TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2 (8:00-8:30 p.m., ET) on the ABC Television Network.

They have been around since the dawn of time, survived the Ice Age and witnessed the evolution of the Homo sapiens, making them one of the world’s oldest minorities. Keeping mostly to themselves over the millennia and living in remote communities, a small number of cavemen – and cavewomen – have been slowly migrating from these sub-societies and attempting to acclimate themselves to the Homo sapien world. Needless to say, this has proven difficult.

Joel (Bill English) is a sophisticated and intelligent man who has a beautiful girlfriend, a decent job and shares an apartment with his younger brother, Andy (Sam Huntington, “Superman Returns”), and his best friend, Nick (Nick Kroll, VH1’s “Best Week Ever”). Nick is wary of the Homo sapien world and feels like he’s running away from his heritage. Andy, on the other hand, looks at this new world with his eyes wide open and is willing to take risks in order to learn and to live life to the fullest.

Nick questions Joel on many of his choices, including his girlfriend, Kate (Kaitlin Doubleday, “The TV Set”), a beautiful Homo sapien woman. The fact that Kate’s eccentric mother, Leslie (Julie White, Tony Award winner for “The Little Dog Laughed”), owns Joel’s condominium complex makes things even more complicated for the three roommates. Meanwhile, Kate’s best friend, Thorne (Stephanie Lemelin), is intent on discovering the cavemen’s wilder side.

Joel, Nick and Andy have to overcome prejudice from most of the Homo sapien world and the misconceptions that modern society has of its earliest ancestors. In order for these cavemen to survive in the 21st century, they must work together to render those misconceptions extinct.

“Cavemen” stars Bill English as Joel, Nick Kroll as Nick, Sam Huntington as Andy, Kaitlin Doubleday as Kate, Stephanie Lemelin as Thorne and Julie White as Leslie.

The series is based on characters from the GEICO commercials by the Martin Agency. “Cavemen” was developed by Josh Gordon & Will Speck (directors of “Blades of Glory”) and Joe Lawson. Bill Martin & Mike Schiff (“Grounded for Life,” “3rd Rock from the Sun”), Gordon & Speck, Daniel Rappaport (“Office Space”) & Guymon Casady serve as executive producers. “Cavemen” is from ABC Studios.